A Man of Principle

I ate two-and-a-half cookies out of the trash.*

 

 

 *In my defense, they were still in their plastic case and double-bagged; my number one sin is ‘Weakness of Will,’ and ‘Lack of Followthrough’– not ‘Being Gross’.

Oh/also: ‘Bad Counting’.

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