How We’re Rebelling Against Finity
∞ Pre-empting the eventual degeneration of flesh by extreme scarification, hell of body mods
∞ Making the best of no opportunities, forsaking all chances– keeps you unbound to any kind of ‘path’, therefore free
∞ Bowin’ the shit out of the ol’ wrist fiddle
∞ Split personalities
∞ Cosplaying Borges
∞ Shrinking down bulky, generator-sized perpetual motion machine into something the size, shape, and function of a pacemaker
∞ Killing ghosts
∞ Re-creating, in intricate detail, the same moment over and over. If dependent on outside collaboration, participants may be supplanted contingent on deference to protocol, fungibility;1 if reliant on irreducibly unique ephemera, try real hard to pretend it still feels right2
∞ Speaking in a cropped vernacular – deploy a limited number of sentences, exclamations, and observations in canned response to all prompts; through chance, re-embark upon– through no will of your own– the same conversation-halves over and over
∞ By traveling half then half then half then half then half then half then halfway to a onehundredtwentyeightway/Zeno’s Paradox? More like Zeno’s Pair-of-Cocks!
∞ Vicious polygamy! Just really aggressive about keeping multiple w/lives, refuse to “Cool It Down”3
∞ 4 of Clubs of all trades, Jack of none
∞ Don’t sleep. Nod, dirft slightly, snap back up; you’re awake now: don’t sleep. Nod, drift slightly, snap back up; you’re awake now: don’t sleep. Nod, drift slightly, snap back up; you’re awake now:
∞ Make Multiplicity come to life: have Michael Keaton bang your wife4
2See “All Long Term Relationships/Love In General”
3But I require W-L-O-V-E to W-L-I-V-E!
4Why wasn’t this a sonnet?