Where DID Half My Knee Go?
^ Way down to Kokomo
^ Battered Joints Shelter
^ Took a flying fuck at a rolling donut, took a flying fuck at the mooon; couldn’t break earth’s gravity, trapped in orbit
^ Spring Break! But in the Fall!
^ Left on a Jet Plane (to have sex with its daughter)
^ Or did Peter, Paul & Mary do that song?
^ I don’t know their lives…
^ But still, a little unfair to let that implication stand on the basis of “confusion with the Mamas & Papas
^ On the lam since ratting out (half of) Eeney and (half of) Moe
^ On permanent vacation per orders of some broad I was lying about banging,re: the impending release/return of her boyfriend (He’s “kinda big” and “awful strong”; I’m a height weight anagram (5’10”, 150 lbs)1
^ On scholarship/off to college, will heretofore be (merely) a tangential part of my life– wicked bad “Empty Leg” syndrome
^ On a crazy bender– 270º around!
^ That’s a little knee humor for you
^ I knee-d to know and it didn’t pa-tell-a! …Me!
^ Which is unfortunate as I can’t afford an x-ray to find out (and my insurance only kicks in once I get hit by a truck).
^ To hell
1Alt. less truthful/more clever, grotesque variant: “I’m a height weight palindrome (5’11”, 115 lbs)