Let’s Put This Knee Thing To Rest, On Ice; Let’s Tear This Mother/Meniscus Down
My arm’s tingling like someone opened up a Brookstone in there
If I was a song I would be off of the audiocassette LP Sister by Sonic Youth.
Panicqueen just taken, left with only 2 panicpawns and an anxiousrook?
I’m talking to people, conversationally, with whom I am acquainted.
Re-re-re-replaying every angle of each mistake in my mind over and over and
Completely ignoring the Order of Operations– going parentheses before brackets, multiplying before subtracting, swine before pearls, postmaturely ejaculating.
Eyes narrowing into an expansive soft focus; words lying on the tongue, fermenting into mouth crust.
Anagrams of BEDRIDDEN
En DD Bride
Bid Dr Eden
Need Dr Bid?
End Dire db
Dred In Bed
How You Are Wasting Your Ability To Walk/Run/Stand/Kneel (That Should Rightfully Be Mine)
Being fat enough to barely be able to
Going to museums
General Admission tickets to Velvet Revolver
‘Gallery Opening’ at local bar trying to cultivate enough cred to to tend double-digit wells
Stalking your first/only girlfriend
Giving lousy head
Giving lousey head– emigrating now-pubic nits
Giving mousey head– demure dick suckers/coquettish clit lickers need not apply(?/gross)
Giving moussey head– feathered fellatio, hair band hummers, another creepy/crass alliteration
Teaching a mouse how to ride a motorcycle (the fin-de-quatrevingts having long since passed)