Words of Love

Words of Love

50 of the Best Worst Pornography Words

  1. ass globes
  2. tit meat
  3. sweater tighteners
  4. dripping thigh candy
  5. guzzle
  6. lovecave
  7. thrustfully
  8. fleshy pile
  9. gooey mound
  10. saggedy
  11. “I’m no John Holmes, but…”/“about average… 7 inches” [TIE]
  12. baby baster
  13. cunny plunger
  14. womb stabber
  15. veinful/throbbing
  16. “penetrated… ovaries”
  17. baby baster1
  18. “her glazed potatoes wet with my white frosting”
  19. licking stick, licking stick2
  20. slurp
  21. hole
  22. slurphole
  23. smirking slit
  24. snatching place
  25. southern eyebrow [RARE]
  26. pussywalls
  27. butterface
  28. excepterbody
  29. nottinghill
  30. butter…er
  31. nipply
  32. hanging danglers
  33. dangly hangers
  34. self-respect
  35. sexplorational
  36. folds
  37. tumgina
  38. gunt
  39. BBOIG
  40. blow-heezy
  41. salad-tizzl
  42. necrofoheezylia
  43. warm cream
  44. hot yogurt
  45. cucumber sauce
  46. puckered
  47. my star me kitten star
  48. GILF
  49. GGILF
  50. preggo

and the 5 Worst Worst

  1. whore – These People Are Being Naked For You! Have Some Respect! (Or At Least Some Courtesy!)!/.3
  1. gash – Also: You Are Supposed To Be ENJOYING This Part! Aesthetically! (Erotical!)4
  1. axe-wound – Ugh/ditto.5
  1. consentish – See Also: rape-y, conflict-heavy, struggle-ful, passed-out-like6
  1. sis – What do you think you are? Some kind of bonobo? This ain’t gonna solve your problems, bud/get outta her(e)– yer b(r)otherin’ me?7

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1In which the penis enters the womb and sperms in the fetus’s eyes and face– not the same as 12

2As spoke sung to a James Brown guitar jangle

3Unless, of course, they are actually, factually a whore– in which case, I mean, words are words.

4Eroticals– the poorly-received 18+ level-up to LEGO’s Bionicles.

5It goes Bionicles, Eroticals, Technic / Technic: for when you’re finished with sex

6sub-cuticular-forensic-goldmine-esque.

7No. Not quite.

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