Iterations (part three? (part one?)?)?

1.2.2

Do you like it when I kiss you here? [kiss]

Do you like it?

[kiss] Yes. [kiss]

Then go for it.

…But do you like it?

Honey.

Darling.

Dear.

Sweetheart.

Sugarcube.

Sugar Spoon.

Sweaty Thighs.

Honey Pie.

Bupkiss.

Schloopy.

Dimatap.

Foliage.

Crayon Baby.

Cartilage.

Semaphore.

Deleterious.

Delirious.

Raw.

Warthog!

Candle!

Abra!

Baby.

Whuht?

It’s inefficient!

Yeah?

Don’t need to waste these kisses…

Afraid you’ll run out of lip rubber?

No. I’ve obviously got plenty. [puff lips]

Planning on cutting sexual services in order to increase make-out margins and, therefore, erotically profit?

Sort of.

Really?

But not so cynical. […kiss]

Huh.

I mean, it’s not about maximizing erotical profits on my end, so much as it is arousing interest by way of increasing …uh,

Foreplay efficiency.

Yes! [imaginary chart] Exactly [glasses, notes all of a sudden] By eliminating inefficient kisses and substandard gropes– even by only 30%– I can cultivate in you, the aroused, an exponential return in throth: heart rate escalation [finger], heaviness/density of breath [finger], and subiliac liquidity [finger]. AKA pussy wetness.

[just tits and covers; looking]

[no glasses, no notes, no chart; pointing at three fingers with one finger]

Nerd.

———–

1.3

Do you like it when I kiss you here? [kiss]

Yes. I do.

Good. [kiss, kiss]

[smile]

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